Going on an Adventure
Oklahoma Girl

Going on an Adventure

Did you know that it has been two months since I’ve formulated any kind of post or funny anecdote for your reading pleasure? Yes, it has been exactly 65 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes and 11 seconds since my last post! Okay well…the timing may not be exact. I might be off by a second or two! But never mind that, let’s get back to my prolonged absence. Would you believe me if I said I was kidnapped and held hostage by a posse of large, portly goblins…only to escape and begin a two month adventure with thirteen dwarves? No?! Me either…sounds like the plot to a movie… Continue reading

Dressing Room Mishaps
Oklahoma Girl

Dressing Room Mishaps

Hello one and all! I greet you today with a short message. You guys are smart. Your intelligence far surpasses my own. How you may ask? Because like the title of this post suggests…Oklahoma girl had a dressing room mishap. I know you good people wouldn’t get yourselves into such a situation. I, on the other hand, seem to be having embarrassing mishaps right and left. Continue reading

Project Attention Deficit Disorder
Oklahoma Girl

Project Attention Deficit Disorder

That moment when you realize you have Project ADD, better known as PADD for short. Yes…that’s it. I have an undiagnosed attention-deficit disorder. Did you know that…oh hey, look over there! Ahem, okay just kidding with that last sentence there. But seriously, I need help. I am not right. Maybe it could be I’m just overly enthusiastic about my new ideas that I leave the old ones at the wayside? hmm…that may be it! Continue reading

Odd Southern Girl
Oklahoma Girl

Odd Southern Girl

Someone please inform my professors that I am unable to attend class today due to severe illness. I am highly depressed that I have to leave my project unfinished for hours on end. In fact, it is down right just wrong. It should be mandatory that I stay home and finish my project. And I should be reprimanded for abandoning it for school….by being made to stay home to work on projects until I am thoroughly exhausted (or I run out of wood stain…whichever comes first). Continue reading